It looks like the fine people at Lamination Colony and No Colony are having a contest. It’s got a giant list of prizes from outside contributors, including some homemade art, old VHS tapes, and a random selection of (mostly used) books. And the rules are really simple: use less than 2000 words and send it by June 5. No entry fee or anything!
Here‘s the website. You should probably go submit. I’m planning to.