This Is Perhaps the Start of a Male Enhancement Found Poem

I can’t get over how funny some of the spam messages I get are, particularly the ones emphasizing the importance of male enhancement (natural or otherwise). I’ve been writing down the subject lines before deleting them…the most recent ones include “durable woody in pants,” “the concentrated machodizer,” and “be young down there.”

Is it weird how I find them slightly charming? And would anyone enjoy a found poem collecting them all?

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One thought on “This Is Perhaps the Start of a Male Enhancement Found Poem

  1. SatireWire used to (perhaps still do?) run an annual contest for poetry composed from spam, or “spoetry.” I still remember their classic “Enlarge Your Boss.”

    Less charming is the spam trying to sell online writing classes, with subject lines like, “You are a terrible writer!”

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